Roleplayers are the Evil Amongst Us

We are all familiar with the images of roleplayers in our culture; debonair playboys, striding around nonchalantly without a care in the world. Yet there are many who have questioned this sweet and innocent exterior. Some have riled against their dissolute lifestyles on religious grounds, while others have insisted that there has always been a darker side to these popular folk heroes.

For the first time, we can bring you proof of the truth of these allegations, proof that behind this cheerful and extravagant exterior lies a society of fear and darkness - and more. The true roleplayers live every moment as a game of chance, gambling every decision in their lives for more power and influence over their own kind. But even the lurking bully boys, sumptuous feasting and cruelty to animals do not encompass the true horror at the heart of this culture.

For the true heart of roleplaying is one of supernatural evil.

The clues are there for the assidious to find - from the roleplayers who are burnt by bright light and refuse to be photographed at any cost, to their powers to defy gravity and their voracious appetites for influence over others of their own kind.

Behind the thin veneer of civilisation, of art and culture, lies a world of burlesque shows, of evil beings proud of their piractical nature. Lurking bully boys protect them from normal enquiries and rumours of unnatural and strange practices cause the overly curious to be cautious in their pursuit of the truth.

Some would claim that these accustations are founded on nothing more than jealousy and circumstantial evidence - what of roleplayers we have seen walking our streets, they claim - how could they go such a time without being recognised for being what you claim? The answers are simple, but easily overlooked. The eldest of these evil beings can enter the sun, causing all but the truly suspicous to scoff at tales of occult influence.

We call upon all our readers - grab your pitchfork and torch, collect together and turn upon this evil amongst us! Smash their cliques, restrain their agents, smash their crypts and burn them within the walls of their own castles! Only together, as one unruly mob, can we prevail against this ubiquitous evil!