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La Casetta
restaurant of pasta and dessert,
located on Clayton Road in West Clayton.
The meeting place of adventure as first years, committee members, a moose, groupies,
are lured into this delicious dessert oasis by the hope of eating to the end.
But they are all tricked, for there is no moose!
Against this three course meal is woven the story of an unending joke
and the enthralling saga of 30 distracted mooses,
each in La Casetta to keep an appointment with dessert!
We apologise for the fault in this article. Those responsible
have been sacked.
"I was willing to eat the calamari entree, and I'm willing to eat
you. Alright pasta, you asked for it."
Ken Blakey
The Most Hazardous Man in the World's Most Door-ridden City!
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Jonus Ko
He doesn't like mooses!
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Phil Keast
"What do you want for your soup?"
"I don't buy or sell my moose."
"Too bad, that's La Casetta's leading commodity"
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The directors of the firm hired to continue this article after
the other people had been sacked, wish it to be known that they
have just been sacked.
The article has been completed in an entirely different style
at great expense and at the last minute.
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