The Role-Player's Manifesto
Greetings, comrades and fellow role-players. The second semester has begun, and heralds a new phase of your indoctrination with the MURP ideology. Just sit back while I lead you in a chorus of "Role-players of the World, Unite!" Soon, the monotonous music will numb your brain, transforming you into little more than a subservient drone. Enjoy!
In the meantime, MURP has once again made its presence felt, this time at Arcanacon where several prizes were won by our members who all tested negative for anabolic steroids. Of course, most of the time was spent handing out Capricon booklets and converting the oppressed role-players of the city to the Wierd and Novel Gaming Convention. It's on the 27th - 29th of September, of course... And you WILL be there. Non-attendence will be deemed counter- revolutionary. GMs must soon be able to submit their scenarios for ideological testing.
In the meantime, get ready to come to camp, once again at Portsea. It will be a true Role-player's paradise.
ED: This issue also bent if not broke some copyright laws with regard to images. I've opted not to replicate them :)