How to Spot a Roleplayer...

A normal person starts a story:

"It was a dark and stormy night."

An avid gamer starts a story:

"It was a (die roll)...lightless and (die roll)...rainy night."

An avid wargamer starts a story:

"It was a dark (35% visibility) and stormy, 7/8 overcast night at 21:16. The wind was blowing from the southwest at 21 kilometers/hour. Occasional flashes of lightning provided a 20% visibility increase for the remainder of the combat round in which they occured, at GM's discretion. The terrain caused a -3 modifier to be applied to all movement rolls."