How to Spot a Roleplayer...
A normal person starts a story:
"It was a dark and stormy night."
An avid gamer starts a story:
"It was a (die roll)...lightless and (die roll)...rainy night."
An avid wargamer starts a story:
"It was a dark (35% visibility) and stormy, 7/8 overcast night at
21:16. The wind was blowing from the southwest at 21 kilometers/hour.
Occasional flashes of lightning provided a 20% visibility increase
for the remainder of the combat round in which they occured, at GM's
discretion. The terrain caused a -3 modifier to be applied to all
movement rolls."