Be Alert...

You stand in great danger. There is a group amongst you that you may have only faintly perceived, yet you stand to suffer greatly from their actions. Notice these signs:

• Are they fuzzy in photos?
• Do they cling to cling to darkness?
• Are they making suspicious phone calls?
• Do they sweat under close questioning?
• Have they an evil appearance?
• Are they watching things in a strange way?
• Have they consulted odd tomes?
• Do they have strange and shady followers in the background?
• Have they used a common or assumed name?

If so, you may be in the presence of a MURP Committee

...but don't be alarmed, they're here to help.

Yes, another year, another AGM, and this one was no different. I'm guessing that's just how the pilgrims would have felt. Nonetheless, we have elected yon new committee and they are now the responsible people for your fun for a year. Not getting your full load of fun - find them and frenetically force them to fulfil your frivolous fantasies.

And then... the gaming.