STREWTH!

The Slanderous Tabloid of the Monash Uni Roleplayers

Captivating Kylie courts: -

Teenage Toby Tripped by Twenties Troubadour in Touching Tete a Tete

Cunning Colin Caught in Kinder Calamity - Catherine Confesses!

Eager Engelboden Entranced by Gothic Girl from Goldcoast with Glandular

Silly Sophie Stuck - Keys Caught -

Says She Saw Seconds Slip by Slowly

Diseased Damien Dices with Death -

Powerful Proboscious Pushes People Prostrate

Librarian Liz Loses Lunch - 'Glen' Gyrates Guts

Deluded and Dangerous Denny Drives Dangerously - Dodges Death

but Motorcycle Mishap Means Many Months Motionless

Aerial Acrobat Aidan Ascends Alright

but Fabulous Freefall Fucks Forearms

Reckless Richard Risks Repercussions - Burns Bin with Butt

Men From Mars Meet Mark - Might Mate

Roundhouse Rob Wrecks Ridiculous Romp - Golfball Goes down Gorge

Sick Simone and Deathly Doctrate Desirer Serve Sumptuous Salad

- Disease Dispersed!

President Plunges Precipitously During Dull Day - Heel Hurts