GM's Advice
- All dice rolls are whatever you want them to be.
- Cast Detect Magic on a TSR module and it'll explode.
- Conan cannot safely be translated to AD&D stats.
- Dead monsters are *always* naked and penniless.
- Every tavern scene should end in a brawl.
- He who buys the pizza, lives.
- Lead figures do not taste very good.
- Magic items should be as rare as Drow romance novels.
- Maps on the table have a tendency to attract soda.
- Never grab a miniature after picking your nose.
- Never kill a character without first humiliating him.
- Never let a monster die without doing some damage.
- Never let the PCs get your bag of Doritos.
- The only wands are those with 1 charge and sticks.
- The rulebook you want is at the bottom of the stack.
- The rules shouldn't.
- To maintain game balance, all wizards must die young.
- Used character sheets make good tinder.
- You'll never find dice that are thrown in anger.