MURP quotes game

Play to win!

Guess which quotes the person did not actually say from the choices below.

Sarah:
  1. He tastes like soap.
  2. I've kissed everyone in the room, so I say its an orgy
  3. We're going down early
  4. You're just drying dishes, aren't you?
Ken:
  1. Nah. I like the gloopy squid monster idea better
  2. I just spent the last week in a parallel universe. I'm back now
  3. If you wave that thing near me again, I'm going to twat it.
Tim:
  1. S'all right... If they existed I'd have a fixation with naked cyber girlies too...
  2. It's fucking cold, and it's raining and I can't go back to the cave until I find somthing to eat.
  3. Bats suck. They're like sharks that try to airoplanes.
  4. Nurgh nurgh nurgh aeeee woOoOoOoom. Oops.
Liz:
  1. I have apparently inadvertinately misplaced my vocabulary... oh no, here it is
  2. I'm fully used to being played with.
  3. Liz Drake Inc - I handle casuals
  4. Don't play quoits with my nipples!
Julian:
  1. I'm lost - why are we coupling again?
  2. Well I'll just have to say it more. Debauchery. Debauchery. Debauchery.
  3. Ouch! Get away from my bony bits!
  4. Its not like they were my pants anyway.
Anthony:
  1. You sank my battleship.
  2. Breath test and a walkies.
  3. A-ha! Gloink.
  4. Yes, god damn it! the care bear is going to take it up the ass.
Danny:
  1. I don't care who takes me, as long as its quickly
  2. Come on granma, it will be a good time..
  3. Incoming! Cow! Sproing!
Benji:
  1. I ate minties, but I didn't inhale.
  2. I wonder if I could pass for human.
Kate:
  1. Help Ken's being eaten.
  2. Help me get this ravenous beast off!
  3. Don't give into the dark side stay here with us.
  4. Has anyone seen my fish?
Sarah (psycho):
  1. I hate waking up too far to walk home
  2. I think it'll be quicker if I do it. Just get out of the way.
  3. You need someone there to put your hands up against it.
  4. Ree ehh ehh meeyip for before.
Jenny Z:
  1. Hey, get your salmonella away from me.
  2. Once we can find our way out, we can get back into it
  3. It takes too much energy to sniff.
  4. Thank you Owen it was really yummy.....okay I wont sniff you.
Owen:
  1. How come her comforting feels so much better.
  2. I'm not entirely sure what I'm looking for here... oh, that
  3. You were bottle fed weren't you.
  4. I gave it to Julian on Thursday.
Daniel Berk:
  1. Would anyone other than roleplayers bother bouncing up and down and yelling for three hours with no discernable result?... nevermind.
  2. I have this strange urge to put my leg up on Kate's back.
  3. Don't be silly. Tim is like a Triceretops. I'd get in trouble.