An ancient treasury master battles valiantly to save a young apprentice from the dark side of MURP

DARTH MATTHEWS: I've been waiting for you, Tobi-Wan.
We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete.
When I left you, I was but the assistant, now I am the Treasurer.

TOBI-WAN: Only a treasurer of MURP, Julian.

DARTH MATTHEWS: Your finances are weak, old man.

TOBI-WAN: You can't win, Jules. If you remove my funding, I shall become more influential than you can possibly imagine.


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