ArcanaQuest '96 Scenario list.

Sponsored by Col, Inc.

Cthulhu - Shadow over Healesville
A 3-session game for 35 drunken louts.
No rules knowledge required.

Gurps - God U Really Play this System
A single-session adventure for 4 unbelievers ready to be converted to the great system.
(Range modifiers not included.)

Toon - Hampire: The Masked Ace Raid
How many vampires can you fit in a Volkswagen?
A single-session adventure for serious roleplayers who want to be cured.

RuneQuest - 1001 Praxian Cults
A typical RQ adventure. Players will be examined on the rules and history before play begins.

AD&D - Kharacterisation Keep
The strange figure pinned a piece of parchment to the inn's noticeboard, and the interested gather. It read:

Systemless - Psycho Ward 3B
A systemless adventure for 4 players who can drool on demand - or soon will be.
By Stephanie Grant.

MERP - Apprentices Ahoy
For all you players out there who enjoy servility or fetching human brains from the graveyard at midnight. Humorous accents essential, comic capering preferred.
THE BOOK will be provided.
By Andy Smith.

Traveller - Escape from Character Creation
For 6 intrepid players trying to emerge alive from their pasts. Do you feel lucky?

Warhammer 40k - They Don't Put Lead in These, Do They?
Ever wondered why you have headaches and no attention span? Come and learn why chewing on Space Marines is a bad idea.

Dragon Dice - For Dragon Dice players
Close your eyes and open your mouth, losers.

Nerd - The collectible trading card game by Col, Inc.
"Think you can email that virus to me, eh? Ha, ha!"
(plays Format Hard Drive card)
"Hehe. Well next time you run elm you'll have a surprise."
(counters with Unix Guru card)
"Damn! This oughta fix you... Can't type with sweaty hands!"
(Girl Talks to You card slammed down)
You'd better join in before the Star Trek cards come into play...
Beginners and experienced players welcome. Goth expansion decks on sale at the con.