Shadow Government

All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power
Ashleigh Brilliant

A conspiracy theorist dream come true, the MURP shadow government is beginning to make itself felt. Hints dropped over the last few weeks have finally come together into undeniable proof.

Amongst us move a secret group, dedicated to the reign of their leader, the self-named Oofarh Farquin Dawz. These men and women are relentless in their efforts to keep power in the hands of their leader, stooping to such depths as name calling and flipping of hands. No laws, morals or delicate glassware will stop them.

At some personal risk, we have catalogued their movements and activities, so that you, the general member, will be aware and can guard yourself.

Name: Oofarh Farquin Dawz
Position El Presidente
Without doubt the cabal leader, Farquin has been seen directing his men with the firm control of a born leader. His control is absolute, his purpose certain. Circumstantial evidence says that he has some form of physical control over Ken Blakey, although not in a coordinated sense, giving him considerable influence in the MURP committee.

Name: "Team Beytz"
Position: Overt Operations (Overt Ops.)
Not a single man, but a collection of dangerous operatives, Team Beytz take their name from the Middle Eastern word for "oasis" or "wet spot". Used for the most physical and blatant exercises, Team Beytz is believed to also posess sufficient infiltration abilities to perform insertions into any installation or clique.

Name: Kai Leyke
Position: Presidential Bah Man
Oofarh Farquin Dawz's prime character assassin and most dangerous operative, Kai is trained in the deadly oriental fighting technique of hand flipping, and psyche-destroying verbal repartee, combining the two into a bah which can cause instant shame and remorse from the most hardened of men. Kai is reputed to have trained himself with terrible self-deprivation techniques, such as denying his body the ability to wake in the morning, or sleeping on rocks. Kai Leyke

Name: Ben Ji
Position Minister For Comparitive Appearances
The political wing of the Oofarh Farquin Dawz cabal, the Minister for Comparitive Appearances ensures that any potential situation in which El Presidente could look bad does not occur, or if it is inevitable, Ben Ji instead stands in as the offending party. In Oofarh Farquin Dawz's own words "Heem? He mekes me louk goud." Ben Ji

Name: Oofarh Farquin Dawz Position El Presidente Without doubt the cabal leader, Farquin has been seen directing his men with the firm control of a born leader. His control is absolute, his purpose certain. Circumstantial evidence says that he has some form of physical control over Ken Blakey, although not in a coordinated sense, giving him considerable influence in the MURP committee.
Name: "Team Beytz" Position: Overt Operations (Overt Ops.) Not a single man, but a collection of dangerous operatives, Team Beytz take their name from the Middle Eastern word for "oasis" or "wet spot". Used for the most physical and blatant exercises, Team Beytz is believed to also posess sufficient infiltration abilities to perform insertions into any installation or clique.
Name: Kai Leyke Position: Presidential Bah Man Oofarh Farquin Dawz's prime character assassin and most dangerous operative, Kai is trained in the deadly oriental fighting technique of hand flipping, and psyche-destroying verbal repartee, combining the two into a bah which can cause instant shame and remorse from the most hardened of men. Kai is reputed to have trained himself with terrible self-deprivation techniques, such as denying his body the ability to wake in the morning, or sleeping on rocks.
Name: Ben Ji Position Minister For Comparitive Appearances The political wing of the Oofarh Farquin Dawz cabal, the Minister for Comparitive Appearances ensures that any potential situation in which El Presidente could look bad does not occur, or if it is inevitable, Ben Ji instead stands in as the offending party. In Oofarh Farquin Dawz's own words "Heem? He mekes me louk goud."