Reasons why sex is better than Roleplaying

Ed: Normally I wouldn't include this sort of stuff, but this was actually funny for more than the usual reasons.

Well Duh!
Dice swapping is a pretty boring event.
If you have sex 7 nights a week no one thinks you're a sad git.
Fully half the people that participate in sex are women.
Role-playing can be included as a part of sex.
Body piercings don't improve role-playing much.
You can be forced to role-play with Matthew Frost at a con.
Two player games are still quite satisfying.
Less jobs are availiable in the role-playing industry.
People won't pay $200 an hour to role-play.
Role-playing videos don't sell for a reason.
The level of your performance isn't decided by the roll of a dice.
People won't own up to knowing what movie you got the ideas from.
If you die halfway through a session at least you still feel satisfied.
Everyone already knows enough of the rules to get started.
Christian parents would still rather you were having sex than playing D&D.
It's a lot more exciting than role-playing at your local library (if you can get away with it).
People who have sex regularly are never wider than than they are tall.
It's difficult to roleplay with the lights out.
It's near impossible to roll dice while strapped to the bedposts.
Inanimate objects can be used to aid sex.