The Gamer's Prayer

The Game is my Hobby,

I shall not exercise

It maketh me sit down

In dark venues

It feedeth my all kinds

of cheap junk food

It corrupteth my skin

It leadeth me to

Collingwood and Parkville

For it's own sake

Yea, tho' I walk through

The Valley of the Shadow of the Plot

I will fear no characterisation

For I have my books with me

My dice and my miniatures

- they comfort me

Thou preparest a scenario

before me

In the presence of

Magic: The Gathering

Thou unfoldest a newly

Published supplement - my cup runneth over

Surely freak dice rolls

And rules footnotes

Shall follow me All the days of my life

And I shall glory in the swordfights forever

The Book of Rob: Shankly 14:9